Which Baby Yoda Are You Based On Your Astrological Sign?

One can feel the force by simply looking inside one’s self. And inside each of us is a Baby Yoda, looking to coo its way into the open and express itself fully with its large eyes and curious face. But the question is, which Baby Yoda are you?

ARIES

Forever-baby Baby Yoda. Smiling because crying all the time IS an “unlimited power” move.

TAURUS

Only the finest frogs for this Venus-ruled earth sign Baby Yoda.

GEMINI

Frustrated by taking in the entire knowledge of the Universe at once. Baby Yoda will change his mind 5 mins later. Much like the Clones after Order 66.

CANCER

Developing co-dependency issues Baby Yoda.

VIRGO

BABY YODA

Satisfied having just alphabetized the Mandalorians record collection Baby Yoda. Mando, may not be as satisfied through.

LIBRA

“Fashion is an expression of my soul” and has to wear a burlap sack like his potential long-eared father every day Baby Yoda.

SCORPIO

My birth parents blocked me all social media, Baby Yoda. But at least that’s better than some galactic parents. *cough Anakin and Padme*

SAGITTARIUS

Ready to skip town like Yoda and Obi-Wan at any moment Baby Yoda.

CAPRICORN

Wise beyond his years Baby Yoda. So, basically, Yoda Yoda.

AQUARIUS

No one here understands me, Baby Yoda. Basically angsty sand-hating Attack of the Clones Anakin.

PISCES

Someone just explained the force to him Baby Yoda. Essentially Rey five minutes after meeting Han Solo.

LEO

BABY YODA

LEO was somehow left off this list and is pissed about not getting any —let alone ALL—the attention Baby Yoda.

 


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